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Happy September!!

Yes, while September means different things to different people, I think most of us are happy to see it arrive. To some people, it’s the last month of the government fiscal year, which means a ton of work to close the books. To others, it means relief from the brutal summer sun and the welcoming of colorful leaves and cooler temperatures.

And yeah, yeah…all that is good…But to me??  Bring on the FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here are the teams represented in my family:

Auburn Football Carolina Miami UNC football

HAPPY BLOGGIN’ YA’LL!!

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“If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem”

I posted this a few years ago, and it seemed to catch some real interest…so, here it is again to spice up your week….enjoy!!

So, I got this email yesterday and immediately I thought about putting here in this FAB-U-LOUS (!) blog.  Well, actually I think about blogging everything…the crazy things people say, the weird clothes they wear, and even the cell phone conversations that go on in the BATHROOM.  “Say, whut?” “Do whut?”  “She said whut?”  My god people, get out of the best acoustics room there is in the building and YOU’LL BE ABLE TO HEAR!!  Whew…I feel better. Thanks for letting me vent.

And talk about venting…oh. my. goodness.  This girl let the world have it.  They say the information below was written by a 21 year old woman.  I have to say…pretty darn smart young lady!!  I say we vote HER president.

(Btw, I tried to google to verify if this is true or not, but I had to be a subscriber to the Waco Tribune Herald to research further.  Let’s assume it happened exactly as the email states!) 🙂

Here’s exactly what the email said:

This was written by a 21 yr old female who gets it.  It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big  government state that she’s being forced to live in!  These solutions are  just common sense in her opinion.

This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco , TX , Nov 18, 2011

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans,  blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want  steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal legations. Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use  drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing.  Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be  inventoried”.  If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your  own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job.  It may be cleaning the roadways  of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.  We  will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo  and speakers and put that money toward the “common good..”

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary.  If you want our money, accept our rules.  Before you  say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self esteem,” consider  that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing  absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.  The current system  rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE!  Yes,  that is correct.  For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.  You will  voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t  welfare check.  If you want to vote, then get a job.

What do you think?  She got something here?  Think we should start a petition???  Feel free to reblog this…let’s make it go ballistically VIRAL!!  Blog on people, blog on!

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